kushmyass:

fatwink:

♥ i want to do cute things with a guy ♥

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super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

(Source: togamilicious, via everytimeidiabetes)

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

(via ejacutastic)

stfumras:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

gundamnjack:

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

(via workoutmotherfucker)