May 2013
kushmyass:
fatwink:
♥ i want to do cute things with a guy ♥
super-gay-natural:
esper-sparrow:
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
April 2013
stfumras:
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
gundamnjack:
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into...
pimpumbridge:
so what kind of cars do they drive on this Drag Race show
luhaniac:
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too
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If there was a way to take the body parts of various males and create a perfect boyfriend, I would utilize the shit out of that shit.