want
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♥ i want to do cute things with a guy ♥
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when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
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The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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People will never believe me
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Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
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yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
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Roman Boyko
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